new from mother russia

Russian Gate Agent: “I have for good news travlers to Penn-SYL-vaNia, aircraft has taken off from D.C. and will be arriving by 11:40.

Me: Awesome, your screen still says we are leaving at 11:35.

Russian Gate Agent: “In soviet Russia, time fly you!”

Me: …

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