steps to become platinum

1) Walk into hotel.

2) Pretend you are very important and can stay anywhere.

3) Smile (very important) ask nicly if there is anything they can do for you, wink

4) Accept their kind offer of upgrading you to the Platinum level of service which includes all sorts of free stuff, including mini-bar items :)

This entry was posted in general, vacation, work and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>