paranoid conspiracy theory

Okay Pottery Barn, I’m scared. Stop.

I swear to whatever diety that Pottery Barn is stalking me. I have moved to four different addresses in the past year. They have managed to send me a “Welcome to the Neighborhood” letter each time. This latest one is the scariest, as I never even listed this address as an address anywhere. I’m only living here temporarily, and they know, they found me, they sent the letter. I’m truly in fear. I think they put a chip in me.

Is four letters enough to sue to get a restraining order?

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One Response to paranoid conspiracy theory

  1. Lisa says:

    Chris I just got one too from Pottery Barn since I moved into Matt’s apartment. I don’t know how they knew! But I did use their coupon. I’m a sucker.

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