corporate challenge

Posted on April 7, 2008 by britoman

The Firm has decided to sponsor two boats in this years Dad Vail Corporate Challenge. Approximately 3.4 seconds after the email caused my blackberry to vibrate I replied and mentioned my interest and the fact that I rowed in college. A few days later I was in a boat told there would be five practices each Saturday before the event (May 10th 2008).

Saturday morning I show up at #5 Boathouse Row (Crescent Boat Club) and find my boat mates. I learn that only two other people in the boat have experience rowing. Our stoke decides to invite us into the boathouse to get changed. After I came out of the locker room I saw the crew in the erg room practicing the stroke on the rowing machines. Next thing I know this loud little woman walks into the room and announces that she is our coach and will be training us for the next five weeks. Then she announces that we will not be going on the water today and will be practicing on the rowing machines. Boy did I regret only bringing sandals to practice.

We strap in to the rowing machines and start out our practice going over some basic drills and form. The coach then tells the crew to follow my lead (which was a mistake, I am not a good stroke). After that painful experiance we did some yoga streaches and started the real practice… Back on the rowing machines coach announces that the corporate challenge races are typically between 1000m and 250m depending on the officials and ability of the crews to line up. So, we do a number of 4, 2 and 1 minute pieces at full rates as practice. Had I been in rowing shape this would have been an easy practice. Being in the shape I was, I felt that my ass was sufficiently kicked. At the conclusion of practice coach announces that she will be sending out cross training workouts to do in between our Saturday practices. And our third practice will consist of racing against the other Firm boat.

Whoa. I thought this was going to be easy and fun…

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adagio teas

Posted on April 3, 2008 by britoman

Adagio teas is one of my favorite discoveries on the Internet(s) although I feel really behind the times. The site has been around since 1999, but I only stumbled upon it last week. I ordered some loose tea on Monday and it arrived Tuesday. That’s pretty awesome, oh and the tea is great too. I highly recommend you check it out.

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east portland

Posted on April 1, 2008 by britoman

A huge pet peeve of mine is when wait staff at nice restaurants feel the need to card. Honestly, I am out to a business dinner. I am about to drop $150 on a bottle of wine and three times that on food, can you cut me the embarrassment of carding me? This has only ever happened twice in my life and I will never forget the restaurants.

The first was at Emeril’s in Atlanta. I picked out a very nice bottle of wine and the sommelier felt the need to card me and only me. That was fun.

The second time was tonight at Stockpot in Portland, OR. The waitress handled it better than the sommelier in Atlanta and carded everyone at the table. However, I still feel as though I lose some credibility with the client when I am the reason we get carded.

I know… in 10 years I’ll regret saying this and wish I was still being carded but whatever.

qotd: “East Portland is an interesting place.” Why you ask? “Well it’s the hookers and blow…” – Executive Assistant

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uncompensated celebrity

Posted on March 30, 2008 by britoman

I was reminded of this little bit of Internet oddness today. A while back I received a call from my college rowing coach telling me to go to Google and search for ‘rowing machine‘. The first sponsored result that comes up is rowingmachines.com. A site which once it popped up looked very very familiar to me. So familiar in fact that I realized I was their header logo.

Don’t believe me? Here I’ve included a link to a photo of me racing The Spirit of Scotland at the national championships in 2006.

So this site obviously cropped, reversed and blew up my picture all without contacting me. I’m not sure what to do. Do I contact the site and demand payment? The picture is from the backside, so is it just in the public domain? I do like the fact that I am a bit internet famous, even if no one can really tell it is me.

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st. louis

Posted on March 27, 2008 by britoman

International Bowling Museum

I have been in St. Louis, MO for the past week on business (training). I really underestimated the freaky weather they get here. On Sunday it was snowing, on Monday it was sunny but cold, Tuesday brought warm weather, Wednesday was raining and very cold, and Thursday was just plain foggy.

St. Louis has been… an… interesting city. It is home to the International Bowling Museum! Really, this place exists, and it is in St. Louis, MO! So pack up the kids and come check it out.!I’m sure there are some great pictures, and statues, and…. bowling balls in there… I’m not quite sure, I didn’t go in…

the arch While you are here, you can see the largest man made monument in North America. The St. Louis Arch! Gateway to the west. The Arch is actually pretty cool. In the 1960’s they built an elevator into the Arch which will take you to the top. The only thing is that people in the 1960’s must have been a lot smaller than people in 2008. The “pods” had seats for five people, but in actuality, they really fit about two average Americans. The view from the top was really amazing. On the one site you have a great view of St. Louis and Clayton, MO. On the other, you have a rather boring view of East St. Louis, IL. It’s funny how a river can really socially depress part of a metropolitan area.

On Tuesday night we decided to check out the local casino (Lumiere Place). Apparently in Missouri there is a law on the books which states “an individual may not have a net loss of more than $500 in any odd numbered hour.” This boils down to the casino giving you a card which tracks your winnings and losses at each table and slot machine. If you approach $500 in any given odd numbered hour, you are flagged and must wait until two hours for the card to reset.

Talk about a State making it hard for it’s people to gamble their lives away!

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business travel rule #14

Posted on March 25, 2008 by britoman

I forgot one of the most important rules of business travel last night. If you are 1,000 miles from the nearest ocean, do not order the seafood. That was the grossest lobster ravioli I have ever had.

On another note, it was quite disconcerting this morning to notice that my shower head was different than my shower head yesterday.  Yesterday, it was black and had one head. Today it was silver and had two. Really threw my newly developed morning routine off.

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kentucky grilled? chicken

Posted on March 23, 2008 by britoman

What in the name of Colonel Harland Sanders is going on at KFC? The chain built by his secret recipe for fried chicken is about to give equal billing to, gulp, grilled chicken.

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Looks like KFC has finally jumped on the “lets not be fatties anymore” band wagon. Lame. I enjoy my fried chicken, and I don’t need the name of my favorite fried chicken place all mucked up because they are now serving grilled chicken!

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